You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for


In his defense, Jim had been saving up that pun for months
A Saavik sonnet, long-ago requested by @lieutenant-sapphic
I have nothing left to give to this fandom
I kept trying to send my husband a text about a location with the acronym KCC, and my phone would not stop autocorrecting it to McCoy.
Even my phone’s on to me.
Nice work, Leonard “Phones” McCoy.
McCoy: In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that… and perhaps more, only one of each of us.
McCoy: And yet you’ve chosen ME for this away mission.
Also a big shout out to everyone who wished me good luck to me earlier, @dxlighted @starry-eyedandstormy @trek-tracks @rosesandravens, you guys are all great 💙✨